Tom Brady Is The Golden Boy — Papa’s Football Podcast

During the show, I mention a photo of Len Dawson sucking down a cigarette and drinking a beer during the first Super Bowl's hafltime. It turns out he was only drinking Fresca, but he could be drinking a vial of bull cum and the photo would still be cool as hell.

During the show, I mention a photo of Len Dawson sucking down a cigarette and drinking a beer during the first Super Bowl’s hafltime. It turns out he was only drinking Fresca, but he could be drinking a vial of bull cum and the photo would still be cool as hell.

Jesus loves Tom Brady more than Russell Wilson. That’s the only sane conclusion one can draw from the outcome of Super Bowl 49. We talk the game, the halftime show (it turns out I really like Get Ur Freak On when I’m not hearing it four times per hour) and the commercials (including Nationwide’s kid-killing masterpiece) on the latest episode of Papa’s Football Podcast.

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Super Bowl Week — Papa’s Football Podcast

Deflated football cookies, anyone?

Deflated football cookies, anyone?

Jeff Bauer of Another F’N Podcast (dammit I love that name) joins the show to talk about the surprisingly long history of fantasy football and also give his thoughts on life as a Vikings fan in the heart of Packers country. (I’m sure it sucks. Just like being a Vikings fan everywhere else does, bam.) Co-host Othello and I also give our Super Bowl picks, thoughts on the very inflated Patriots deflated-football scandal (see what I did there?) and try to find some angle that will make us care about a game between two teams that most people really hate.

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How the F Did The Seattle Seahawks Beat Green Bay? — Papa’s Football Podcast

How Russell Wilson engineered the comeback of comebacks? Praying to this dude really hard, apparently.

How Russell Wilson engineered the comeback of comebacks? Praying to this dude really hard, apparently. Oh, and crying a lot.

Anyone who has listened to this show (all three of you) know that I hate the Seattle Seahawks. So you can imagine how Sunday’s staggering comeback devastated me. Not only that, but it was followed by one of the least-satisfying playoff football games I’ve ever seen as the Patriots stomped the Colts like they’d caught them fucking their wives. Was there any good to take away from this playoff weekend for the majority of the country? No. Debating who you want to win a Super Bowl between the Seahawks and Patriots is like debating which Bushwacker you’d prefer to sodomize you. Still, Othello and I try to make the best of a bad situation and inject some life into a Super Bowl neither of us want to watch.

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The Dez Bryant Non-Catch / Peyton’s Playoff Magic Continues — Papa’s Football Pod

Oh my God, Peyton really was playing injured! Just look at that ghastly wound! What a warrior! Wait, he'd been playing with a leg injury? Well then...never mind.

Oh my God, Peyton really was playing injured! Just look at that ghastly wound! What a warrior! Wait, he’d been playing with a leg injury? Well then…never mind.

Dez Bryant’s catch / non-catch and Peyton Manning’s horrid playoff performance made for another drama-filled slate of games. Add to the mix another slate of coaching hirings and firings, and it was one more action-packed NFL weekend that requires the analysis of two grossly unqualified individuals such as yours truly and co-host Howard. Enjoy!

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NFL Wild Card Round Results / Divisional Round Predictions — PFP

Behold Andy Dalton, the patron saint of first round playoff exits.

Behold Andy Dalton, the patron saint of first round playoff exits.

Oh, Andrew Dalton. The man whose face is synonymous with first round playoff exits worked his magic again, getting the Bengals to the postseason only to euthanize them as soon as he did. Hear all about the Red Rocket’s latest dud of a game, how the Detroit Lions were robbed by the poor officiating of the NFL and why we think the Ravens could go all the way on the latest Papa’s Football Podcast. Please share on social media. Everyone is getting sick of your goddamn clickbait link posts. Mix it up a little.

Papa’s Divisional Round Picks: Ravens, Cowboys, Seahawks, Broncos. (Went 3-1 with wild card picks.)

Howie’s Divisional Round Picks: Ravens, Packers, Seahawks, Broncos. (Went 2-2 with wild card picks.)

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Black Monday / 2014 NFL Postseason Begins — Papa’s Football Podcast

Rex Ryan offering his opinion on his firing.

Rex Ryan offering his opinion of John Idzik.

It was Black Monday in the NFL, meaning the heads of several general managers and coaches rolled, with more firings certainly to come. We also discuss the 2014 NFL season playoff picture, and make our week-by-week playoff picks (because that’s never been done before in the history of sports radio).

Papa’s Wild Card Round picks: Colts, Panthers, Steelers, Cowboys

Howard’s Wild Card Round picks: Bengals, Cardinals, Ravens, Cowboys

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The Seattle Seahawks Rule the NFC…Dammit — PFP Weeks 16-17

The Seahawks crush the Cardinals Sunday night, cementing their rule of the NFC for the time being. The Falcons come to life against the Saints, the Bills lay a dud against the Raiders and the Cowboys smash the Colts. A week 16 recap followed by a week 17 and playoff preview. Don’t miss it!

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Why Does God Hate the Arizona Cardinals? — PFP Week 16

A picture of Jetto and the Highwayman? Relating to this week's NFL news? It'll make sense once you listen to the episode.

A picture of Jetto and the Highwayman? Relating to this week’s NFL news? It’ll make sense once you listen to the episode.

A month ago, it was a slam-dunk that the Arizona Cardinals would, at the very least, make a deep run into the postseason, boasting a solid offense and amazing defense. Now, with their backup quarterback Drew Stanton gone on top of Carson Palmer leaving for the year, they seem doomed to one-and-done status in the postseason. I’m not saying their situation is hopeless, but, if I were a fan in Arizona, I would be asking a little bit of this.

We also dissect the playoff race in the AFC North, if the Buffalo Bills’ defense can carry it to a wildcard, and the less-than-stellar debut of Johnny Manziel.

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Jeff Fisher Coin Toss-Trolls the Redskins — PFP Week 15

Look, I’m a Washington Redskins fan and I’ll die a Redskins fan. I was born in DC. That was my shit luck of the draw. But even I can appreciate and even love the stunt Jeff Fisher pulled with his choice of players to participate in the coin toss for last Sunday’s Rams-Redskins game. Hear all about the stunt, in addition to who’s making strong playoff cases for themselves going in to the season’s final games on the latest episode of Papa’s Football Podcast.

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Aaron Rodgers Is the Juggernaut, Bitch! — Papa’s Football Podcast Week 14

This isn't Aaron Rodgers trying out for some Starsky & Hutch revival. It's actually some British comedian by the name of Tom Wrigglesworth. I just found the image sufficiently bizarre and wanted to share to commemorate Rodgers' amazing Sunday performance.

This isn’t Aaron Rodgers trying out for some Starsky & Hutch revival. It’s actually some British comedian by the name of Tom Wrigglesworth. I just found the image sufficiently bizarre and wanted to share to commemorate Rodgers’ amazing Sunday performance.

It’s a little late this week, but it happens. Enjoy the latest Papa’s Football Podcast, discussing whether or not Aaron Rodgers is already the GOAT, if we support Johnny Manziel riding the bench again this week in favor of Brian Hoyer and just how screwed the Arizona Cardinals seem to be without Carson Palmer. We also preview the playoff picture and the games to come this weekend. If you like football and dirty comedy, enjoy. If you don’t, I feel for you. I truly do.

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