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The Dez Bryant Non-Catch / Peyton’s Playoff Magic Continues — Papa’s Football Pod

Oh my God, Peyton really was playing injured! Just look at that ghastly wound! What a warrior! Wait, he'd been playing with a leg injury? Well then...never mind.

Oh my God, Peyton really was playing injured! Just look at that ghastly wound! What a warrior! Wait, he’d been playing with a leg injury? Well then…never mind.

Dez Bryant’s catch / non-catch and Peyton Manning’s horrid playoff performance made for another drama-filled slate of games. Add to the mix another slate of coaching hirings and firings, and it was one more action-packed NFL weekend that requires the analysis of two grossly unqualified individuals such as yours truly and co-host Howard. Enjoy!

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NFL Wild Card Round Results / Divisional Round Predictions — PFP

Behold Andy Dalton, the patron saint of first round playoff exits.

Behold Andy Dalton, the patron saint of first round playoff exits.

Oh, Andrew Dalton. The man whose face is synonymous with first round playoff exits worked his magic again, getting the Bengals to the postseason only to euthanize them as soon as he did. Hear all about the Red Rocket’s latest dud of a game, how the Detroit Lions were robbed by the poor officiating of the NFL and why we think the Ravens could go all the way on the latest Papa’s Football Podcast. Please share on social media. Everyone is getting sick of your goddamn clickbait link posts. Mix it up a little.

Papa’s Divisional Round Picks: Ravens, Cowboys, Seahawks, Broncos. (Went 3-1 with wild card picks.)

Howie’s Divisional Round Picks: Ravens, Packers, Seahawks, Broncos. (Went 2-2 with wild card picks.)

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The Seattle Seahawks Rule the NFC…Dammit — PFP Weeks 16-17

The Seahawks crush the Cardinals Sunday night, cementing their rule of the NFC for the time being. The Falcons come to life against the Saints, the Bills lay a dud against the Raiders and the Cowboys smash the Colts. A week 16 recap followed by a week 17 and playoff preview. Don’t miss it!

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Why Does God Hate the Arizona Cardinals? — PFP Week 16

A picture of Jetto and the Highwayman? Relating to this week's NFL news? It'll make sense once you listen to the episode.

A picture of Jetto and the Highwayman? Relating to this week’s NFL news? It’ll make sense once you listen to the episode.

A month ago, it was a slam-dunk that the Arizona Cardinals would, at the very least, make a deep run into the postseason, boasting a solid offense and amazing defense. Now, with their backup quarterback Drew Stanton gone on top of Carson Palmer leaving for the year, they seem doomed to one-and-done status in the postseason. I’m not saying their situation is hopeless, but, if I were a fan in Arizona, I would be asking a little bit of this.

We also dissect the playoff race in the AFC North, if the Buffalo Bills’ defense can carry it to a wildcard, and the less-than-stellar debut of Johnny Manziel.

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Jeff Fisher Coin Toss-Trolls the Redskins — PFP Week 15

Look, I’m a Washington Redskins fan and I’ll die a Redskins fan. I was born in DC. That was my shit luck of the draw. But even I can appreciate and even love the stunt Jeff Fisher pulled with his choice of players to participate in the coin toss for last Sunday’s Rams-Redskins game. Hear all about the stunt, in addition to who’s making strong playoff cases for themselves going in to the season’s final games on the latest episode of Papa’s Football Podcast.

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Aaron Rodgers Is the Juggernaut, Bitch! — Papa’s Football Podcast Week 14

This isn't Aaron Rodgers trying out for some Starsky & Hutch revival. It's actually some British comedian by the name of Tom Wrigglesworth. I just found the image sufficiently bizarre and wanted to share to commemorate Rodgers' amazing Sunday performance.

This isn’t Aaron Rodgers trying out for some Starsky & Hutch revival. It’s actually some British comedian by the name of Tom Wrigglesworth. I just found the image sufficiently bizarre and wanted to share to commemorate Rodgers’ amazing Sunday performance.

It’s a little late this week, but it happens. Enjoy the latest Papa’s Football Podcast, discussing whether or not Aaron Rodgers is already the GOAT, if we support Johnny Manziel riding the bench again this week in favor of Brian Hoyer and just how screwed the Arizona Cardinals seem to be without Carson Palmer. We also preview the playoff picture and the games to come this weekend. If you like football and dirty comedy, enjoy. If you don’t, I feel for you. I truly do.

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Odell Beckham Jr. Catches Ball, Our Hearts. Aww. — PFP Week 13

Did anybody mention that catch Odell Beckham Jr. made over the weekend? Oh, they did? Ad nauseam? Well then, carry on. The Green Bay Packers took over the NFC North, Dominic Raiola openly went for an opponents’ knees and RGIII just kept on shoveling. It was a great week for the NFL, with plenty of close games as the grains of sand in this season’s hourglass run low. We recap, then move on to all you need to know about this weekend’s upcoming games, including a special preview of the Thanksgiving Day slate of matchups.

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Carson Palmer’s ACL Hates Contracts–PFP Week 11

Baby Carson Palmer looks disturbingly similar to adult Bud Cort.

Baby Carson Palmer looks disturbingly similar to adult Bud Cort.

On December 29h, 2005, Carson Palmer signed a $119 million deal with the Cincinnati Bengals. 10 days later, he tore his ACL. Last Friday, Palmer signed a $50 million dollar deal for three years with the Arizona Cardinals. That Sunday, he tore his ACL. The moral of the story? Carson Palmer has commitment issues. At least his anterior cruciate ligament does. Are the Arizona Cardinals, considered last week the class of the NFC, doomed without him? What three people in this country bet on the New York Jets to beat the Pittsburgh Steelers and just how rich are they now? Is the Seattle Seahawks’ mascot flying off into the stands and sinking its talons into the fans, as it did on Sunday, as funny as I find it? All this and more on the latest Papa’s Football Podcast, which you should be subscribing to and rating using the links below if you want to win the big prize*.

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Bruce Arians And The Arizona Cardinals Are Kings Of The World

How I imagine every Arizona Cardinals fan feeling right now.

How I imagine every Arizona Cardinals fan feeling right now.

At the eight games in their campaign, the Arizona Cardinals, led by the brilliant Bruce Arians, own the NFL’s best record at 7-1. I have on NBC Sports personality Derek Montilla to tell me for 20 minutes what it’s like to root for a winner. (Answer: Pretty fun.) We also get into why, despite a win, the Philadelphia Eagles’ season might be circling the drain in a hurry and how the New England Patriots, doomed to failure a month ago, now look like the class of the AFC. Life is funny like that. Enjoy and share the latest Papa’s Football Podcast, and please, please use the links below to subscribe and leave ratings for us!

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Colt McCoy And the Redskins Stun the Cowboys On MNF — PFP Week 9

I'm not usually moved by fine art, but...I think I have something in my eye.

I’m not usually moved by fine art, but…I think I have something in my eye.

…and while that did indeed happen (due to the efforts of Colt McCoy, no less), you won’t hear about it this episode because we record Monday afternoons. Boy, that finally blew up in our faces big time, didn’t it? But that’s okay, as there was a ton of other stuff that happened over the weekend worth talking about, from Big Ben throwing for over 500 yards in a demolishing of the Colts to the Jets sinking as low as a team can go to the Cardinals (yes, the Cardinals) asserting their dominance of the NFC over the Eagles. Plus, the episode is funny. I mean, they’re all funny episodes (I’m such a braggart ass), but this one is especially solid if you enjoy laughing along with your barely informed football talk.

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