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Rex Ryan Is A Disaster — Papa’s Football Podcast Week 2

Rex Ryan, seen here in his fat, victorious days sporting an unscarred Frank Beamer neck pouch.

Rex Ryan, seen here in his fat, victorious days sporting an unscarred Frank Beamer neck pouch.

I’m a Washington Redskins fan, born and raised. So I know dumpster fires. And in Buffalo, the Bills have a dumpster fire burning. Rex Ryan is a coach whose time in the NFL has come to a close. It was all fun and games when his mouth was full of toes and Sanchez was taking them to the AFC Championship two years in a row. Sadly, those days are long gone. We also dissect the rest of the week’s news, including the fact that Teddy Bridgewater and Adrian Peterson might have played their last games as Vikings.

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RG3 Getting Divorced, Disintegrated — Papa’s Football Podcast Week 1

"I am sitting next to you thinking about how I plan to leave you and the fetus gestating inside you. And you don't even know it. Haha!"

“I am sitting next to you thinking about how I plan to leave you and the fetus gestating inside you. And you don’t even know it. Haha!”

Redskins fans are very well versed in the highs and lows of RG3 and all he brings to the table. And yet, as I watched his Browns debut, I found myself angry all over again. The unnecessary hit taking. The constant completions for one yard gains. It was all so familiar. And, of course, who can forget RG3’s possible Browns finale, not even 60 minutes in to his debut?

Brian Bolte and I talk about RG3’s debut and pending divorce, Bill Belichick not getting enough credit as someone who can make any quarterback good (well, except maybe the guy this episode is about), and how the league’s rookie QBs looked in their debuts this week. It’s a great new Papa’s Football Podcast, and if you like comedy, please share it on Twitter, Facebook and whatever other social media services are out there that I’m not even aware of because I’m 35 and can only handle so much now.

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Aaron Rodgers Is The King Of The Hail Mary

aaron rodgers steve carell

Yes, they lost. But damn if the Green Bay Packers – Arizona Cardinals game wasn’t an all-time great. Listen to us talk the entire Divisional Round, pray that Peyton Manning doesn’t die next week, and have a conversation like you and your friends would about football. No, that doesn’t mean we get drunk and ramble like every other podcast out there. But we sure do swear a bunch.

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Lovie Smith Fired, College Football Screws Up Its NYE Playoffs

Lovie Smith Fired

Just kidding, Lovie got fired a few hours after we recorded this. But we were able to talk about the bloodbath that is Black Monday, including the firings of Jim Tomsula, Tom Coughlin and Mike Pettine. Between that, some (admittedly cursory, but hopefully humorous) playoff analysis, we have the NFL side of things covered.

The first half of the show actually dives into what a colossal fuckup college football had on its hands with an attempt to shoehorn its two playoff games into New Year’s Eve. Ratings stank, everyone hated it, and now everyone is hoping that it doesn’t happen again. Oh, and I mock the millions of bowls because, let’s admit it, there are about 50 too man and they all have ghoulishly commercial names that impart literally zero emotion upon anyone. (Please let’s just cut to the chase and get to the Bang Bros Bowl sooner than later.)

Did I mention we saved the best for last? Because we did. In the show’s last five minutes, two straight (I swear all those websites were from someone else using my computer) men and one straight woman pick which NFL player’s penis they would be most fascinated to see. Fuck ESPN, you won’t see that shit after MNF anytime soon.

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Peyton Manning HGH / Chip Kelly Fired

Chip Kelly, onetime Oregon coach and full-time Auric Goldfinger lookalike, has been fired by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Chip Kelly, onetime Oregon coach and full-time Auric Goldfinger lookalike, has been fired by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Chip Kelly, former Oregon Ducks coach, is now the former Philadelphia Eagles coach, relieved of his duties by owner Jeff Lurie right before week 16 in what can only be seen as a massive fuck you move. Is this good news or bad news for the rest of the NFC East (a division owned, at least for the year, by YOUR Washington Redskins)?

Also, Peyton Manning, the famed backup quarterback of the Denver Broncos, was the biggest name in an Al Jazeera that alleges several players in the NFL were using HGH. Al Jazeera seems to have quickly recanted, but when you get right down to it, what the hell else explains that forehead? I love Peyton Effin’ Manning until the end and, frankly, don’t give two shits if he used or not, but someone owns us an explanation for that cranium.

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Oh Peyton! My Peyton!

There is nothing more terrifying than this image which, of course, makes it an Internet darling.

There is nothing more terrifying than this image which, of course, makes it an Internet darling.

This episode was a bit of a no-time-for-love-Doctor-Jones affair, meaning we banged out three topics that were near and dear to my heart this week in the NFL:

–Whose disastrous season is more of a shock to you, the Baltimore Ravens’ or Peyton Manning’s?
–Sammy Watkins shitting all over people that shat on him. (Via social media. He wasn’t channeling his inner Danny Thomas. Sadly.)
–Why 9:30 am games are awesome for we East Coasters.

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I Love You, Dianna Marie Russini

You can have your Britt McHenry: Give me the tiny, feisty wop any day.

You can have your Britt McHenry: Give me the tiny, feisty wop any day.

Tom Brady has won. His suspension is no more, and Roger Goodell looks like an idiot. But the real news of the week is the Redskins imploding even by their standards, the cherry on top being Jessica McCloughan, wife of Redskins GM Scot McCloughan, accusing now-ESPN reporter (and formerly my local sports girl news crush) Diana Marie Russini of blowing her husband for scoops. It isn’t even week one and I already want the season over. Thank you, Dan Snyder, for ruining all I once loved as a child. And thanks to Alex of the Pilot Waves Show for doing a great job co-hosting with me.

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Tom Brady Is The Golden Boy — Papa’s Football Podcast

During the show, I mention a photo of Len Dawson sucking down a cigarette and drinking a beer during the first Super Bowl's hafltime. It turns out he was only drinking Fresca, but he could be drinking a vial of bull cum and the photo would still be cool as hell.

During the show, I mention a photo of Len Dawson sucking down a cigarette and drinking a beer during the first Super Bowl’s hafltime. It turns out he was only drinking Fresca, but he could be drinking a vial of bull cum and the photo would still be cool as hell.

Jesus loves Tom Brady more than Russell Wilson. That’s the only sane conclusion one can draw from the outcome of Super Bowl 49. We talk the game, the halftime show (it turns out I really like Get Ur Freak On when I’m not hearing it four times per hour) and the commercials (including Nationwide’s kid-killing masterpiece) on the latest episode of Papa’s Football Podcast.

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Super Bowl Week — Papa’s Football Podcast

Deflated football cookies, anyone?

Deflated football cookies, anyone?

Jeff Bauer of Another F’N Podcast (dammit I love that name) joins the show to talk about the surprisingly long history of fantasy football and also give his thoughts on life as a Vikings fan in the heart of Packers country. (I’m sure it sucks. Just like being a Vikings fan everywhere else does, bam.) Co-host Othello and I also give our Super Bowl picks, thoughts on the very inflated Patriots deflated-football scandal (see what I did there?) and try to find some angle that will make us care about a game between two teams that most people really hate.

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How the F Did The Seattle Seahawks Beat Green Bay? — Papa’s Football Podcast

How Russell Wilson engineered the comeback of comebacks? Praying to this dude really hard, apparently.

How Russell Wilson engineered the comeback of comebacks? Praying to this dude really hard, apparently. Oh, and crying a lot.

Anyone who has listened to this show (all three of you) know that I hate the Seattle Seahawks. So you can imagine how Sunday’s staggering comeback devastated me. Not only that, but it was followed by one of the least-satisfying playoff football games I’ve ever seen as the Patriots stomped the Colts like they’d caught them fucking their wives. Was there any good to take away from this playoff weekend for the majority of the country? No. Debating who you want to win a Super Bowl between the Seahawks and Patriots is like debating which Bushwacker you’d prefer to sodomize you. Still, Othello and I try to make the best of a bad situation and inject some life into a Super Bowl neither of us want to watch.

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