Peyton Manning HGH / Chip Kelly Fired

Chip Kelly, onetime Oregon coach and full-time Auric Goldfinger lookalike, has been fired by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Chip Kelly, onetime Oregon coach and full-time Auric Goldfinger lookalike, has been fired by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Chip Kelly, former Oregon Ducks coach, is now the former Philadelphia Eagles coach, relieved of his duties by owner Jeff Lurie right before week 16 in what can only be seen as a massive fuck you move. Is this good news or bad news for the rest of the NFC East (a division owned, at least for the year, by YOUR Washington Redskins)?

Also, Peyton Manning, the famed backup quarterback of the Denver Broncos, was the biggest name in an Al Jazeera that alleges several players in the NFL were using HGH. Al Jazeera seems to have quickly recanted, but when you get right down to it, what the hell else explains that forehead? I love Peyton Effin’ Manning until the end and, frankly, don’t give two shits if he used or not, but someone owns us an explanation for that cranium.

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