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Alex Guerrero Proves Tom Brady A Man-Bimbo

“Dude, look me in the eye and tell me that rhino horn extract isn’t giving you the hardest erections in your life!”

Before ESPN’s bombshell (ugh, it’s just sports, but whatever, bombshell it is) article on the dysfunction inside the New England Patriots, we did this episode where I laugh my ass off at the stupidity of Tom Brady, who has revealed himself to be a male bimbo (a mimbo, if you will – I just came up with that myself) of the highest order with his clinging to the snake oil of Alex Guerrero, his personal doctor. The shit this guy believes really is laughable. Just keep it in mind forever, folks: You can have great hair, bang a hot woman and throw a ball like a dart and still be a dunce of the highest order.

Also in this episode: On Sunday, in the last game of the NFL’s 2017 regular season, Andy Dalton did what no QB did since Doug Flutie: took the Buffalo Bills to the postseason. We react to the postseason’s most heartwarming storyline, as well as the arbitrary nature of coach firings in the league (Marvin Lewis…two more years…ha!).

And don’t forget to give all of this episode’s cast a Twitter follow:

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Brian Bolte – @ChokeOnRitalin

Howard Flood – @BasementHoward

Ajay Atayee – @AjayAtayee

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Warren Sapp Is Human Garbage — Papa’s Football Podcast

Much of the NFL Network’s on-air staff lands suspensions for sexual harassment, the Seahawks reveal they’re true pieces of crap in a loss to the Jaguars, and Carson Wentz rips his ACL.

And don’t forget to give all of this episode’s cast a Twitter follow:

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Brian Bolte – @ChokeOnRitalin

Travis Dorward – @TravisDorward

Brandon Morgan – @BrandonLKHall

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Clinton Portis, Santana Moss & Sean Taylor Drank Hennessy Before Games

I wish I had a van to airbrush this masterpiece on the side of.

Sean Taylor died tragically 10 years ago defending his home. Clinton Portis and Santana Moss, his former Redskins teammates that also did time with him at the U, speak of a pre-game ritual we can all smile at. Unless you’re the humorless Jim Zorn, who shit a brick and promptly put the kibosh on it. Hear all about that, where Eli Manning’s future lies and which teams are going to break your heart in January on the latest Papa’s Football Podcast!

And don’t forget to give all of this episode’s cast a Twitter follow:

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Howard Highland – @BasementHoward

Brian Bolte – @ChokeOnRitalin

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Eli Manning Benched – Loy Lee In Studio

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name is Eli Manning.

After 210 games, the illustrious (sometimes…occasionally) career of Eli Manning has possibly come to an end, benched by one-and-done coach Ben McAdoo. We discuss his legacy as well as the NFL’s greed cramming a third Thanksgiving game down our throats with cocksman and all-around good guy comedian Loy Lee.

And don’t forget to give all of this episode’s cast a Twitter follow:

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Travis Dorward – @TravisDorward

Loy Lee – @LoyLeeComedy

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Bobo Of Opie And Anthony Fame Calls In

Bobo, full of victorious NY Giants KFC.

This week, we have not one but two fantastic guests: DC-area comedian Terrance Gawith and Daniel “Bobo” Kurlan, of Opie & Anthony fame. Bobo gives us insight into his game-day rituals before watching his beloved NY Giants, does a few impressions and otherwise captures our hearts. It’s a great episode and, if you don’t love it, there’s a problem with you, not us.

And don’t forget to give all of this episode’s cast a Twitter follow:

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Brian Bolte – @ChokeOnRitalin

Travis Dorward – @TravisDorward

Terrance Gawith – @FakeTerranceG

Bobo – @Bobo103NYC

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Martavis Bryant Wants Out, Marshawn Lynch Watches From The Stands

Shredder cosplay, son.

Steve Marden of the Foolish Things podcast joins the show to talk the top NFL stories of the week. Namely, Martavis Bryant wants out of Pittsburgh badly, Marshawn Lynch gets ejected only to watch the game from the stands, Robert Mathis is arrested for DUI despite being under the legal limit and is John Fox a secret offensive wizard among others.

And don’t forget to give all of this episode’s cast a Twitter follow:

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Brian Bolte – @ChokeOnRitalin

Travis Dorward – @TravisDorward

Steve Marden – @SteveMarden

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Daniel Kalwhite And Mitch Trubisky

Daniel Kalwhite, John Papageorgiou and Brian Bolte say hi to Travis’s mom.

The Papa’s Football Podcast bravely, fiercely and gorgeously struts into week six of the NFL season with special guest Daniel Kalwhite. We talk Mitch Trubisky’s Bears debut, Cam Newton getting in hot water for making a comment perceived by many to be sexist, Redskins wide receiver Terrelle Pryor claiming he was called something worse than a sexist remark in Kansas City, Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster getting caught doing coke on camera and Adrian Peterson getting his walking papers to the Arizona Cardinals. It’s so jam packed that we had to spend the entire episode talking about having sex with Travis’s mom.

And don’t forget to give all of this episode’s cast a Twitter follow:

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Brian Bolte – @ChokeOnRitalin

Travis Dorward – @TravisDorward

Daniel Kalwhite – @DannyBoy3030

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A Resounding Cowboys Loss Delights The World

Ezekiel Elliott, moments before water is poured upon him at the end of his Flashdance routine.

The Denver Broncos dismantled the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday, rendering nearly all other NFL news this week moot. But, for those of us that realize that blue star is more sinister than the symbol for the Galactic Empire, hearing a week’s worth of news about Zeke shitting the bed, Dak’s limitations and Jason Garrett being a shitty play caller is pure magic.

But reveling in the fall of a foe isn’t all we have in store for you this week: We also discuss the horrid attendance problems for LA’s teams, the hilarious ways San Diego businesses are celebrating the failures of the now-departed Chargers, Marshawn Lynch ascending to national treasure and the Ravens’ horrible attempt to catalogue and clone the DNA of their fanbase.

And don’t forget to give all of this episode’s cast a Twitter follow:

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Brian Bolte – @ChokeOnRitalin

Travis Dorward – @TravisDorward

Sarah Roche – @Rochesaurus

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One For You Dallas Cowboy Fans (Ugh) (Ft. Jay Sank)

Charles Haley, the only Dallas Cowboy worthy of respect and the Last Naked Warrior

For those of you that don’t know the origin of the term “The Last Naked Warrior,” click here and feast your eyes.

Guys, before I introduce the show, I want you to know that there are indeed new episodes of Papa’s Football Podcast being created. They’re getting uploaded to the main Papa’s Basement YouTube channel and *gasp* are video-centric in nature (meaning we didn’t just set up a webcam to record a podcast’s production). We will get the regular podcast uploads going soon, but I wanted to give you the heads-up to go there in the meantime for all new content.

I hate the Dallas Cowboys, but I love comedian Jay Sank. And he loves Dallas. So, much like a boyfriend taking his chick to see any number of godawful films, Brian Bolte and I let Jeff Cowboy up the show a little. This one was recorded during the offseason, so it’s more of a general reminiscence of the Cowboys’ glory years + a tentative hope that their 2016 wasn’t a fluke, but there’s enough in there for everyone to keep you happy. SO LISTEN AND SHARE DAMMIT.

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Geno Bisconte Talks NFL Week 1 On Papa’s Football Podcast

I was making the same face as Geno for the majority of last night's Redskins game.

I was making the same face as Geno for the majority of last night’s Redskins game.

Geno Bisconte is an incredibly talented comedian who is also a football (and gambling) addict, making him a perfect match for Papa’s Football Podcast. He was kind enough to call in to the show and bemoan life as a San Diego Chargers fan (a jinxed mush of a team that managed to debut in mid-season disappointment form by pissing away a three-score lead over the Kansas City Chiefs in their season opener) and also give his take on the Philadelphia Eagles game, which he caught live. If you like sardonic humor and love a team that lives to shit on your heart like it was a girl in a German porno, then Geno is your man. Check out his weekly “Geno’s Picks” football segment at his site, GenoBisconte.com, and please say hello to him on Twitter (@GenoBisconte).

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