Chip Kelly, onetime Oregon coach and full-time Auric Goldfinger lookalike, has been fired by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Chip Kelly, former Oregon Ducks coach, is now the former Philadelphia Eagles coach, relieved of his duties by owner Jeff Lurie right before week 16 in what can only be seen as a massive fuck you move. Is this good news or bad news for the rest of the NFC East (a division owned, at least for the year, by YOUR Washington Redskins)?

Also, Peyton Manning, the famed backup quarterback of the Denver Broncos, was the biggest name in an Al Jazeera that alleges several players in the NFL were using HGH. Al Jazeera seems to have quickly recanted, but when you get right down to it, what the hell else explains that forehead? I love Peyton Effin’ Manning until the end and, frankly, don’t give two shits if he used or not, but someone owns us an explanation for that cranium.

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There is nothing more terrifying than this image which, of course, makes it an Internet darling.

This episode was a bit of a no-time-for-love-Doctor-Jones affair, meaning we banged out three topics that were near and dear to my heart this week in the NFL:

–Whose disastrous season is more of a shock to you, the Baltimore Ravens’ or Peyton Manning’s?
–Sammy Watkins shitting all over people that shat on him. (Via social media. He wasn’t channeling his inner Danny Thomas. Sadly.)
–Why 9:30 am games are awesome for we East Coasters.

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You can have your Britt McHenry: Give me the tiny, feisty wop any day.

Tom Brady has won. His suspension is no more, and Roger Goodell looks like an idiot. But the real news of the week is the Redskins imploding even by their standards, the cherry on top being Jessica McCloughan, wife of Redskins GM Scot McCloughan, accusing now-ESPN reporter (and formerly my local sports girl news crush) Diana Marie Russini of blowing her husband for scoops. It isn’t even week one and I already want the season over. Thank you, Dan Snyder, for ruining all I once loved as a child. And thanks to Alex of the Pilot Waves Show for doing a great job co-hosting with me.

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During the show, I mention a photo of Len Dawson sucking down a cigarette and drinking a beer during the first Super Bowl’s hafltime. It turns out he was only drinking Fresca, but he could be drinking a vial of bull cum and the photo would still be cool as hell.

Jesus loves Tom Brady more than Russell Wilson. That’s the only sane conclusion one can draw from the outcome of Super Bowl 49. We talk the game, the halftime show (it turns out I really like Get Ur Freak On when I’m not hearing it four times per hour) and the commercials (including Nationwide’s kid-killing masterpiece) on the latest episode of Papa’s Football Podcast.

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Deflated football cookies, anyone?

Jeff Bauer of Another F’N Podcast (dammit I love that name) joins the show to talk about the surprisingly long history of fantasy football and also give his thoughts on life as a Vikings fan in the heart of Packers country. (I’m sure it sucks. Just like being a Vikings fan everywhere else does, bam.) Co-host Othello and I also give our Super Bowl picks, thoughts on the very inflated Patriots deflated-football scandal (see what I did there?) and try to find some angle that will make us care about a game between two teams that most people really hate.

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How Russell Wilson engineered the comeback of comebacks? Praying to this dude really hard, apparently. Oh, and crying a lot.

Anyone who has listened to this show (all three of you) know that I hate the Seattle Seahawks. So you can imagine how Sunday’s staggering comeback devastated me. Not only that, but it was followed by one of the least-satisfying playoff football games I’ve ever seen as the Patriots stomped the Colts like they’d caught them fucking their wives. Was there any good to take away from this playoff weekend for the majority of the country? No. Debating who you want to win a Super Bowl between the Seahawks and Patriots is like debating which Bushwacker you’d prefer to sodomize you. Still, Othello and I try to make the best of a bad situation and inject some life into a Super Bowl neither of us want to watch.

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Oh my God, Peyton really was playing injured! Just look at that ghastly wound! What a warrior! Wait, he’d been playing with a leg injury? Well then…never mind.

Dez Bryant’s catch / non-catch and Peyton Manning’s horrid playoff performance made for another drama-filled slate of games. Add to the mix another slate of coaching hirings and firings, and it was one more action-packed NFL weekend that requires the analysis of two grossly unqualified individuals such as yours truly and co-host Howard. Enjoy!

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Behold Andy Dalton, the patron saint of first round playoff exits.

Oh, Andrew Dalton. The man whose face is synonymous with first round playoff exits worked his magic again, getting the Bengals to the postseason only to euthanize them as soon as he did. Hear all about the Red Rocket’s latest dud of a game, how the Detroit Lions were robbed by the poor officiating of the NFL and why we think the Ravens could go all the way on the latest Papa’s Football Podcast. Please share on social media. Everyone is getting sick of your goddamn clickbait link posts. Mix it up a little.

Papa’s Divisional Round Picks: Ravens, Cowboys, Seahawks, Broncos. (Went 3-1 with wild card picks.)

Howie’s Divisional Round Picks: Ravens, Packers, Seahawks, Broncos. (Went 2-2 with wild card picks.)

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The Seahawks crush the Cardinals Sunday night, cementing their rule of the NFC for the time being. The Falcons come to life against the Saints, the Bills lay a dud against the Raiders and the Cowboys smash the Colts. A week 16 recap followed by a week 17 and playoff preview. Don’t miss it!

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