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Papa’s Football Podcast Week 9

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Enjoy the Papa’s Football Podcast Week 9 episode. And a picture of my cat Buster with an Xbox 360. Because who doesn’t love cats and video games?

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Power Rankings: Midseason Report

Jeru the Cat is the cutest tabby in the Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Region. Bring it.

Jeru the Cat is the cutest tabby in the Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Region. Bring it.


The NFL regular season is half over. Here are PFPod’s Midseason Power Rankings.

Think of PFPod’s Rankings as the half-breed love-child of traditional “Power Rankings” and the NFL playoff format: from Best to Worst, we rank the 8 divisional leaders and our two favorite wild card teams from each conference. Our Top 12 rankings give you all the fun of a college poll AND a meaningful outlook on the NFL playoff picture!

Top 4: Bye-week bound Divisional Leaders

1. Kansas City Chiefs. (8-0). All eight of the Chiefs’ wins have come against teams without winning records. In the second half of the season, KC will play five games against opponents above .500 (the Broncos and Chargers twice apiece, plus a game against the Colts). We’ll be shocked if the Chiefs finished better than 12-4.

2. New Orleans Saints. (6-1). After watching Drew Brees throw for five TDs last week, we started fantasizing about a Saints’ Super Bowl run that would pit Brees, the single season record-holder in passing yards, against a string of other QBs who have at least one of the 25 best performances for passing yards in a single NFL season. Imagine Matt Stafford leading the Lions to New Orleans for a duel between two of the three active QBs who have ever passed for 5,000 yards in a season. Brees could then face former NFL MVP Aaron Rodgers in the NFC Championship Game, before a dream rematch in the Super Bowl against Peyton Manning, whose record setting pace of nearly 6,000 passing yards this season would obliterate Brees’ current watermark of 5,476 yards.

3. Indianapolis Colts. (5-2). Coming of their bye week, the Colts have a pivotal game against the Texans on Sunday night. If Houston wins, the Texans would revive their hopes of winning the AFC South. Indy must win Sunday if they want the league to believe the Colts are ready to win a championship. Six-point home wins over Seattle and Denver just aren’t enough to convince us that the Colts are capable of winning the Super Bowl.

4. Seattle Seahawks. (7-1). Seattle’s offense struggled mightily against the Rams’ pass rush last week. While few teams in the NFL can get at Russell Wilson as quickly as the Rams did on Monday, the Seahawks should be worried about the Saints’ defense, which is averaging more sacks per game than St. Louis.

Best of the Rest: NFL Power Rankings 5-12

5. Denver Broncos. (7-1). While holed up in Billings, MT last weekend, I watched the Sunday Night Football game at Fiddler’s Green Sports Bar. The bartender was wearing an Elway jersey, and the waitress on duty had on her Shaun Alexander Seahawks’ jersey. And that’s when it dawned on me: if we get the Broncos and Seahawks in Super Bowl XLVIII, Montana police are going to be really busy on February 2 and 3.

6. Cincinnati Bengals. (6-2). In last week’s Power Rankings, John questioned my ranking of Cincy ahead of New England. Well, the Bengals just stomped a Jets team that one week ago bludgeoned Brady with his own man-purse. Advantage: Howard.

7. Green Bay Packers. (5-2). Eddie Lacy will be an X Factor in the postseason.

8. New England Patriots. (6-2). Tom Brady is on track to have his worst statistical season since 2006– the last time he did not make the Pro Bowl.

9. San Francisco 49ers. (6-2). The 49ers are still the weakest of the two-loss teams in the NFL right now. Colin Kaepernick has only thrown for more than 200 yards twice this season, and chances are, he won’t fare well in their next game against Carolina’s stingy defense.

10. Detroit Lions. (5-3). After playing three quarters of pitiful football, the Detroit Lions dropped 24 points in a miraculous 4th quarter comeback against Dallas. Is it just me, or does Matt Stafford’s game-winning touchdown seem like the pivotal moment that began the Lions’ 2013 playoff run?

11. San Diego Chargers. (4-3). The 3rd place team in the AFC West is chomping at the bit for their first game against the Chiefs. If Philip Rivers can avoid making turnovers (plural), the Chargers will sweep the season series.

12. Dallas Cowboys. (4-4). When your turnover margin is +4 in a game, you’re supposed to win. The Cowboys did not last week. Hence, the Eagles, Redskins, and Giants all remain in the hunt for the NFC (L)East title.

Power Rankings NFL Week 8

Cats in a football power rankings article: We know what makes Reddit tick.

Cats in a football power rankings article: We know what makes Reddit tick.

Howard, the usual author of the Power Rankings, is out in Montana this week shoveling manure or doing whatever it is one does in a land forsaken by God and man. I will do my best to fill his void. (Man did that come off sounding sexual.) Behold the Power Rankings NFL Week 8 edition.

1. Kansas City Chiefs. (7-0). And then there was one. The last of the NFL’s unbeatens, you can’t help but feel that they have benefited from a soft schedule and aren’t helmed by one of the league’s elite quarterbacks. Still, as the Big Tuna once said, “You are what your record says you are.” If that’s the case, then KC is the finest in the league.

2. New Orleans Saints. (6-1). It’s hard not to be high on the Saints this year. Their offense is explosive, their defense predatory and their perennial divisional foe, the Atlanta Falcons, have decided to see how the other half lives this season. The one cause for concern is a rather difficult remaining schedule, but a great team tends to triumph over merely good ones.

3. Indianapolis Colts. (5-2). As difficult as it was to stomach Sunday’s victory over the Broncos because Colts owner Jim Irsay was such a cocksucker about the whole affair, it was hard to ignore how in-command the Colts seemed for the majority of the game. Andrew Luck is everything he was expected to be, and his low salary cap hit has allowed a strong team to be built around him. Maybe that silver spoon alcoholic was right, after all.

4. Seattle Seahawks. (6-1). The Seahawks strike me as very similar to the Saints–Strong offense, disruptive defense and a great home-field advantage. The difference is that Seattle’s remaining schedule consists of several very-beatable teams, which could grease the skids for the road to the Super Bowl running through the Pacific Northwest.

5. Denver Broncos. (6-1). What a difference a week makes. While Denver is still scary, two things have become evident: Their defense isn’t very stout–with or without Von Miller–and anything short of an amazing game from Peyton Manning might not be enough to hang a win.

6. Cincinnati Bengals.
(5-2). The kings of the AFC North are looking good again this week, with Andy Dalton possibly having turned a corner (until his next middling game). Perhaps no team in the league has benefited from the tumbling of the old guard like Cincinnati, who has managed to soar past Baltimore and Pittsburgh. A none-too-difficult remaining schedule should keep it that way, but at least one of the two remaining games against the Ravens will have to be won.

7. Green Bay Packers. (4-2). The best news for the Packers this week might be Jay Cutler’s injury, which could make their match-up with Chicago in a fortnight (yes, fortnight) that much simpler. While noticeably weaker than the six teams that precede them in this list, Aaron Rodgers is Aaron Rodgers, and the addition of Eddie Lacy to the backfield has done much to make his life simpler.

9. New England Patriots. (5-2). Honestly, I would have the Patriots at six, but Howard picked the order and I’m simply writing the article, so here at number nine they are. As much as everyone outside of the Bah-stin area delighted in seeing The Hoodie piss and moan about losing due to some obscure new rule, the Patriots are a team I’d never feel comfortable betting against. They simply have that “it” factor that guarantees they will play anyone in the league closely. Gronk‘s presence in the lineup can’t hurt, either.

10. San Francisco 49ers. (5-2). After starting the season 1-2 and falling off everyone’s radar, a funny thing happened to the 49ers: They kept winning. Now a game out of first in their division (well, down a tiebreaker to Seattle as well), the boys from the gay side of the bay are beginning to live up to their start-of-the-season hype. Still, there is little doubt a postseason trip to Seattle would end in anything other than another blowout, so San Fran probably has to clench the NFC West to preserve its Super Bowl dreams.

11. Dallas Cowboys. (4-3). Dallas plays in what’s possibly the league’s worst division (Christ help us all), and, well, someone has to win the damn thing. A triumph over the Eagles, the other passable team in the East, has cemented the Star’s position atop it for the moment. While it would be difficult to pick Dallas to make much postseason noise, and a season finale against the Eagles might allow them to give away their playoff hopes on the last day of the season yet again, the roster is powerful enough to play most teams well.

12. San Diego Chargers. (4-3). Playing in the same division as Denver and Kansas City has all but relegated the Chargers to a wild card run this year. Still, that isn’t elimination, and the squad had enough firepower to eliminate the Colts a few weeks back. Look for the Chargers to, if nothing else, play interesting spoilers going forward.

Papa’s Football Podcast Week 8

"I'm just a cat, standing in a bathtub, asking you to feed me."

“I’m just a cat, standing in a bathtub, asking you to feed me.”

Week 8 of the NFL season looms, which means–get this–the Papa’s Football Podcast Week 8 edition is ready to roll (there wasn’t much to get there, I suppose). Joined by special guest Josh Burns (whose beard plumage rivals that of myself), of Big Brown & Burnsie fame, I cover the news out of Week 7 and break down the NFL Week 8 story lines. Enjoy. Or don’t. Just click so I can count a download, dammit.

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Early Look at NFL Week 7 Lines & Week 6 Recap

If you’re interested in my two cents throughout the week, tweet me @The_Tonian.

Two changes to announce to the tens of you (bots included!) who read this column. First, I will no longer review every game. While I enjoy writing comments (snarky or otherwise) on the games I’m not betting, it’s a waste of your time, cherished reader, as well as mine. Also, we’ve reached the point in the season where there’s less value on the board.

The second change is that I’m not playing any totals this week. Despite consistently getting very good numbers, I’ve struggled the last few weeks. This is a temporary hiatus, however. I don’t want to force any bets if I’m not seeing it well. I’ve done better with sides and will focus on that this week.

I felt there were several good spots to hit this week. As always, these numbers may already be gone and are subject to move before and after the column posts.

1. Patriots at Jets: It’s tempting to back the Jets here. The Patriots are coming off an emotional, last-second win. Jerod Mayo was placed on IR. Plus, in Week 2, the Jets only lost by 3 in New England. However, that was a Thursday Night game with a grossly inflated number. You can get -3 at -125 and it’s possible it may not be as juiced by kickoff. Pick: Patriots -3

2. Chargers at Jaguars: Justin Blackmon’s return has helped the Jaguars passing offense. The Chargers are coming off a flying cross-country for an early game. I’ll take the points here. Pick: Jaguars +7.5

3. Bears at Redskins: The Bears run defense is a sieve and the Redskins played better than what the final score indicated against the Cowboys. Pick: Redskins pk

4. Bucs at Falcons: Considering all their injuries to key players, I don’t think the Falcons should be laying 7+ points against anyone other than maybe the Jaguars right now. Pick: Bucs +7.5

5. Browns at Packers: This is probably a big secret to the general public but the Packers offense has been mediocre the last few weeks. I don’t see that trend ending this week either, especially with the Packers playing without Randall Cobb. Pick: Browns +10.5

6. Vikings at Giants: This is an awful spot for the Vikings with a home game against the Packers on deck. Pick: Giants -3

3-team parlay of the week: Patriots -3, Jaguars +7.5, Giants -3 (Season Record: 1-3)

Week 5 Sides: 4-3; Week 5 Totals: 2-3
Season Sides: 13-11-1; Season Totals: 6-9
Combined Overall Record: 19-20-1

Power Rankings: NFL Week 7

Buster sits in erotic repose, tongue out for all to see.

Buster sits in erotic repose, tongue out for all to see.

Heading into Week 7, we’re left with two undefeated teams in the NFL. Too bad for the Chiefs they’re in the Broncos’ division! KC’s best chance at making the Top 4 in our Power Rankings is supposed to be this Sunday, when Denver plays a tough road game at Indianapolis. Now that Jim Irsay has opened his dumb mouth, however, look for Peyton Manning to stomp the Colts in the worst homecoming that could ever happen to an NFL future Hall of Famer. Revenge is a dish best served cold… especially in the 4th quarter, when your team is already up 21 points…

Think of PFPod’s Rankings as the half-breed love-child of traditional “Power Rankings” and the NFL playoff format: from Best to Worst, we rank the 8 divisional leaders and our two favorite wild card teams from each conference. Our Top 12 rankings give you all the fun of a college poll AND a meaningful outlook on the NFL playoff picture!

Top 4: Bye-week bound Divisional Leaders

1. Denver Broncos. (6-0). Peyton v. Luck this weekend. Hopefully the first installment of this matchup will not be the last.

2. Seattle Seahawks. (5-1). The Seahawk’s defense did not give up a touchdown last week. Let’s see if Seattle can keep Larry Fitzgerald and the Arizona Cardinals out of the end zone on Thursday night.

3. New England Patriots. (5-1). If the Pats’ comeback win over the Saints was a Super Bowl preview, we’re in for an awesome heavyweight rematch in February.

4. New Orleans Saints. (5-1). Too bad for the Saints that their December 2nd matchup with the Seahawks will be in Seattle. Right now New Orleans is an underdog to clinch home field advantage in the NFC.

Best of the Rest: NFL Contender Rankings 5-12

5. Kansas City Chiefs. (6-0). The Texans may not know who their starting QB will be this week, but the Chiefs’ defense has already choreographed a touchdown dance for their first pick six on Sunday.

6. Indianapolis Colts. (4-2). Don’t let San Diego’s win over Indy fool ya—Chargers’ Defensive Coordinator John Pagano is the brother of the Colts’ head coach Chuck. You had better believe that the Pagano sibling rivalry had something to do with last Sunday’s upset. The Colts still look like a 10 to 12 win team, and the clear favorite to win the AFC South.

7. Cincinnati Bengals. (4-2). The Bengals seized the outright lead of the AFC North in Week 6. Expect them to finish atop the division at the end of the season.

8. Green Bay Packers. (3-2). In a duel between $110+ million dollar quarterbacks, Aaron Rodgers beat Joe Flacco in Baltimore. How did the Ravens ever mistake Joe Cool for being the same caliber as Rodgers? Unfortunately for Baltimore fans, Flacco’s ballooning cap number in the 2014 and 2015 are likely to hamper the Ravens as much as Eli Manning’s staggering salary has ruined the Giants’ 2013 season.

9. Detroit Lions. (4-2). Detroit’s game against Cincinnati is the only other Top 10 matchup in the NFL this week. Let’s hope Calvin Johnson is healthy this week—simply put, the Lions are not a contender without Megatron.

10. Chicago Bears. (4-2). Chicago barely beat the winless Giants last week. Does anyone still buy the Bears as a serious Super Bowl contender? Don’t be surprised if the 49ers surpass the Bears in next week’s Power Rankings.

11. Miami Dolphins. (3-2). On their bye week, Miami watched every other 3-2 AFC squad lose. Though the Dolphins literally did nothing in Week 6 to move ahead of the Ravens, Titans, Jets or Browns, they still look better than the NFC East leader.

12. Dallas Cowboys. (3-3). Dallas battles Philly on Sunday for first place in the NFL’s worst division. Hey, at least the game will be entertaining: watch for these two teams to score more than 100 points combined on Sunday.

Papa’s Football Podcast Week 7

What does my cat have to do with a football podcast? Nothing. Enjoy.

What does my cat have to do with a football podcast? Nothing. Enjoy.

What’s a football podcast to do? Week 6 was filled with a lot of outside-the-arena football drama, from Bob Costas making his opinion of the name “Redskins” quite known on a national stage to Jim Irsay throwing his former golden boy Peyton Manning under the bus. Week 7 might be able to deliver the same sparks on the field with several intra-divisional match-ups that could have heavy playoff consequences. Listen to all the latest on the Week 7 episode of Papa’s Football Podcast.


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Power Rankings: NFL Week 6

It’s been a topsy-turvy week in the NFL. The Pats and Seahawks fell from the ranks of the undefeated. Geno Smith lifted the Jets to a winning record. And Josh Freeman got dropped by Tampa before Minnesota picked him back up. Talk about a guy who can’t get away from his winter of discontent…

Think of PFPod’s Rankings as the half-breed love-child of traditional “Power Rankings” and the NFL playoff format: from Best to Worst, we rank the 8 divisional leaders and our two favorite wild card teams from each conference. Our Top 12 rankings give you all the fun of a college poll AND a meaningful outlook on the NFL playoff picture!

Top 4: Bye-week bound Divisional Leaders

1. Denver Broncos. (5-0). Football is a game of matchups, and NFL fans learned on Sunday that Jason Garrett’s offense can match blows with Peyton Manning’s. While Denver likely won’t see Dallas in the Super Bowl, Broncos fans should be worried about a potential matchup with the Saints’ high-flying offense.

2. New Orleans Saints. (5-0). It’s official: the Saints are The Team To Beat in the NFC.

3. Indianapolis Colts. (4-1). Indy’s impressive win over Seattle, coupled with a New England loss, has made Chuck Pagano’s team into a serious contender this year. Let’s see in Week 7 if Andrew Luck can hang with the guy he replaced, when Peyton and the Broncos come to Indianapolis for a very awkward homecoming.

4. Seattle Seahawks. (4-1). The Seahawks have the 2nd best team in the NFC, not only based on record, but also because the NFC looks like a horse turd right. Seattle should be grateful that the NFL moved them out of the AFC West in 2002. Frankly, the Seahawks don’t even good look enough to win the AFC North, South or West.

Best of the Rest: NFL Contender Rankings 5-12

5. Kansas City Chiefs. (5-0). The Chiefs are on a fast track to having the best Wild Card team in the NFL. KC could even take over first place in the AFC West in Week 7, should the Colts can beat the Broncos. But don’t assume that the Chiefs will win their matchup with the reeling Texans two Sundays from now– the Chiefs struggled last week to beat the Titans, who started back-up QB Ryan Fitzpatrick for the first time this season. On a related note, we think Houston should keep T.J. Yates on the bench for at least two more weeks– Matt Schaub is still their best chance to beat the Chiefs in Week 7.

6. New England Patriots. (4-1). A perfectly timed downpour in Cincinnati last Sunday prevented Tom Brady from making a last-minute comeback against the Bengals. Gamblers take note: God does not want the Pats to play in the Super Bowl. Roger Goodell doesn’t want them in either— you don’t have to be a genius to realize that Aaron Hernandez’s Connecticut prison cell will be a short drive for any reporter attending Media Day at MetLife Stadium in February.

7. Cincinnati Bengals. (3-2). After shutting New England’s offense out of the end zone last week, the Bengals have ascended to the top of the AFC North. Yes, Cincinnati lost to Cleveland in Week 4, but a devastating injury to Browns’ QB Brian Hoyer has once again brought Cleveland into crisis. Unless Brandon Weeden can sustain the momentum that Hoyer kick-started in Week 3, the Browns are going to remain a distant third behind defending champs Baltimore in the AFC North.

8. Green Bay Packers. (2-2). A solid home win over the Lions has put the Packers back on track towards the NFC North title. That said, we’re still not convinced Aaron Rodgers has mastered running the West Coast offense without Greg Jennings.

My name's Jeru.  I'm a Baltimore cat. 'Skins fans can eat my kitty litter.

My name’s Jeru. I’m a Baltimore cat. ‘Skins fans can eat my kitty litter.

9. Baltimore Ravens. (3-2). The Ravens earned a tough road win at Miami last week. Baltimore fans should still be worried about their offense, however: with a 23-16 lead late in the 4th quarter, Joe Flacco threw an ugly INT returned for a TD. We can’t blame Flacco entirely– Dolphins’ rookie Dion Jordan made a great play when he hit Joe Cool’s arm in the endzone. Also, why was Flacco dropping back deep in the endzone with a 7 point lead late in the 4th quarter? Yup, Jim Caldwell’s second half play-calling was subpar for the second week in a row…

10. Detroit Lions. (3-2). The Lions are the worst team in the NFC North when Calvin Johnson is inactive– yes, even worse than the Vikings when Christian Ponder is under center.

11. Chicago Bears. (3-2). Despite consecutive losses in their last two games, the Bears still have a great chance of winning their division. Chicago’s Week 8 matchup against Green Bay will have a major impact on the NFC playoff picture. BTW, the 49ers almost took this final Wild Card spot in the PFPod Power Rankings, but their spectacularly inconsistent play still worries us. A close home win over Green Bay, coupled with blowout losses to Indy and Seattle, won’t convince us to move San Fran into our Rankings right now. Frankly, we’re not even confident the 49ers will beat Arizona this week. Take note, San Fran fans: the 49ers beat Houston DESPITE Kaepernick’s failure to complete a pass in the 2nd or 3rd quarters. That’s not how you repeat as conference champions (even in the NFC)…

12. Dallas Cowboys. (2-3). Despite an outstanding performance against the Broncos, the Dallas Cowboys still have the worst record of any divisional leader. Technically, the ‘Boys now have a losing record. Tony Romo may have shown the ability to hang with Peyton Manning head-to-head, but would any of us be surprised if Dallas loses against the lowly Redskins this week?

Joel’s Early Look at Week 6 NFL Lines (And His Week 5 Recap)

This was going to be a picture of De Niro from Casino as Sam Rothstein, but Howard got skittish about using an image from a movie and we're going with a cat photo instead. Ironic that its one of the site's gentiles getting all litigious.

This was going to be a picture of De Niro from Casino as Sam Rothstein, which has everything to do with Week 6 NFL lines, but Howard got skittish about using an image from a movie and we’re going with a cat photo instead. Ironic that its one of the site’s gentiles getting all litigious.



For more talk of Week 6 NFL lines, tweet me @The_Tonian.

Overreaction can be a gambler’s best friend. When a team gets upset or plays at an unexpected level it can lead to lines the following week that present great value. The average bettor often fails to see this, as they simply focus on betting teams. Meanwhile, sharps react accordingly by not caring about teams and only betting numbers with value.

Looking at the lines for Week 6, I see several numbers that are inflated due to recent perception. Here’s my breakdown of plays. As always, these numbers may already be gone and are subject to move before and after the column posts: This is why it’s an early look at Week 6 NFL lines.

1. Giants at Bears: After two consecutive weeks of backing the Giants and losing, I’m hesitant to do it three weeks in a row. Despite this, I’m tempted to grab +7.5, especially since injuries have plagued the Bears defense. The over is also tempting but I think 47 is a good number and there’s no edge here.
No plays.

2. Packers at Ravens: Some books have this one at 2.5, others at 3 with juice. I’m debating on making a play on Packers -2.5 with the hope that I can get Ravens +3.5 and hope the final score lands on a three point differential. I’m not fully buying the Ravens coming off a road win as an underdog but I don’t like betting against them at home.
No plays.

3. Eagles at Bucs: This is a horrible spot for the Eagles with a home game looming versus the Cowboys. The Bucs are a dumpster fire but they’re a dumpster fire coming off a bye. I believe in the Bucs defense and I have them winning outright. I expect this will hit 3 by kickoff but for the purposes of this column I’ll use the best current number (it’s lower at most books).
Picks: Bucs +2 and Under 45.5.

4. Steelers at Jets: The Jets upset of the Falcons last week made this a great spot to take the Steelers. This opened at a pick’em and got bet up to 2.5. It’s an awful spot for the Jets with a huge game looming versus the Patriots. They’ll overlook the Steelers who are coming off a bye.
Pick: Steelers +2.5.

5. Panthers at Vikings: As I mentioned last week, the Panthers are hard to back when they’re on the road. Lean Vikings but passing.
No plays.

6. Raiders at Chiefs: Opened at 10.5 and I wish I had taken the Raiders at that number. The line is currently 8, depending on the book. This will be an ugly, low scoring game.
Pick: Under 42.

7. Rams at Texans: Lean Rams +7.5 but I can’t play them on the road.
No plays.

8. Bengals at Bills: I wanted to bet the Bills this week but EJ Manuel got hurt. I have no idea what to expect from Thad Lewis, who was signed off the practice squad. The total was already bet down so there’s no strong edge there, although I do lean under at 42.
No plays.

9. Lions at Browns: Just like the Bills, I wanted to bet the Browns but Brian Hoyer tore his ACL.
No plays.

10. Titans at Seahawks: Expect the Titans defense to keep this game close and ugly up this game.
Picks: Titans +14 and Under 41.

11. Jaguars at Broncos: The only reason to bet this game is so you can say you made a bet on a NFL game with the highest point spread in history.
No plays.

12. Saints at Patriots: I was wrong about the Saints being “free money” for squares last week. However, the Patriots get back Gronkowski which will open up the running and passing game.
Picks: Patriots -2.5 and Under 51.

13. Cardinals at 49ers: Similar to the Titans, this is another “hold your nose” play. The Cardinals defense is for real and I expect this to be a close game.
Picks: Cardinals +11 and Under 42.5.

14. Redskins at Cowboys: The Cowboys near upset of the Broncos has pushed the spread to 6. This is way too high, even with the Redskins struggles.
Pick: Redskins +6.

15. Colts at Chargers: At -1.5, this looks like free money on the Colts. However, it’s an awful spot with the Broncos on deck in Week 8. I’m targeting the Chargers +3 but I’ll use the current line for the column. Pick: Chargers +1.5.

3-team parlay of the week: Steelers +2.5, Cardinals +11, Redskins +6 (Season Record: 1-2)
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Week 5 Sides: 3-5; Week 5 Totals: 0-2
Season Sides: 9-8-1; Season Totals: 4-6
Combined Overall Record: 13-14-1

Papa’s Football Podcast–Week 6

The Falcons are done, Broncos versus Cowboys was the game of the year so far, the Vikings land Josh Freeman and the Seahawks finally lose. Talking all that was Week 5 in the NFL as well as the games to come in Week 6 in the latest Papa’s Football Podcast.


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