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Papa’s Football Podcast Week 7

What does my cat have to do with a football podcast? Nothing. Enjoy.

What does my cat have to do with a football podcast? Nothing. Enjoy.

What’s a football podcast to do? Week 6 was filled with a lot of outside-the-arena football drama, from Bob Costas making his opinion of the name “Redskins” quite known on a national stage to Jim Irsay throwing his former golden boy Peyton Manning under the bus. Week 7 might be able to deliver the same sparks on the field with several intra-divisional match-ups that could have heavy playoff consequences. Listen to all the latest on the Week 7 episode of Papa’s Football Podcast.


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Power Rankings: NFL Week 6

It’s been a topsy-turvy week in the NFL. The Pats and Seahawks fell from the ranks of the undefeated. Geno Smith lifted the Jets to a winning record. And Josh Freeman got dropped by Tampa before Minnesota picked him back up. Talk about a guy who can’t get away from his winter of discontent…

Think of PFPod’s Rankings as the half-breed love-child of traditional “Power Rankings” and the NFL playoff format: from Best to Worst, we rank the 8 divisional leaders and our two favorite wild card teams from each conference. Our Top 12 rankings give you all the fun of a college poll AND a meaningful outlook on the NFL playoff picture!

Top 4: Bye-week bound Divisional Leaders

1. Denver Broncos. (5-0). Football is a game of matchups, and NFL fans learned on Sunday that Jason Garrett’s offense can match blows with Peyton Manning’s. While Denver likely won’t see Dallas in the Super Bowl, Broncos fans should be worried about a potential matchup with the Saints’ high-flying offense.

2. New Orleans Saints. (5-0). It’s official: the Saints are The Team To Beat in the NFC.

3. Indianapolis Colts. (4-1). Indy’s impressive win over Seattle, coupled with a New England loss, has made Chuck Pagano’s team into a serious contender this year. Let’s see in Week 7 if Andrew Luck can hang with the guy he replaced, when Peyton and the Broncos come to Indianapolis for a very awkward homecoming.

4. Seattle Seahawks. (4-1). The Seahawks have the 2nd best team in the NFC, not only based on record, but also because the NFC looks like a horse turd right. Seattle should be grateful that the NFL moved them out of the AFC West in 2002. Frankly, the Seahawks don’t even good look enough to win the AFC North, South or West.

Best of the Rest: NFL Contender Rankings 5-12

5. Kansas City Chiefs. (5-0). The Chiefs are on a fast track to having the best Wild Card team in the NFL. KC could even take over first place in the AFC West in Week 7, should the Colts can beat the Broncos. But don’t assume that the Chiefs will win their matchup with the reeling Texans two Sundays from now– the Chiefs struggled last week to beat the Titans, who started back-up QB Ryan Fitzpatrick for the first time this season. On a related note, we think Houston should keep T.J. Yates on the bench for at least two more weeks– Matt Schaub is still their best chance to beat the Chiefs in Week 7.

6. New England Patriots. (4-1). A perfectly timed downpour in Cincinnati last Sunday prevented Tom Brady from making a last-minute comeback against the Bengals. Gamblers take note: God does not want the Pats to play in the Super Bowl. Roger Goodell doesn’t want them in either— you don’t have to be a genius to realize that Aaron Hernandez’s Connecticut prison cell will be a short drive for any reporter attending Media Day at MetLife Stadium in February.

7. Cincinnati Bengals. (3-2). After shutting New England’s offense out of the end zone last week, the Bengals have ascended to the top of the AFC North. Yes, Cincinnati lost to Cleveland in Week 4, but a devastating injury to Browns’ QB Brian Hoyer has once again brought Cleveland into crisis. Unless Brandon Weeden can sustain the momentum that Hoyer kick-started in Week 3, the Browns are going to remain a distant third behind defending champs Baltimore in the AFC North.

8. Green Bay Packers. (2-2). A solid home win over the Lions has put the Packers back on track towards the NFC North title. That said, we’re still not convinced Aaron Rodgers has mastered running the West Coast offense without Greg Jennings.

My name's Jeru.  I'm a Baltimore cat. 'Skins fans can eat my kitty litter.

My name’s Jeru. I’m a Baltimore cat. ‘Skins fans can eat my kitty litter.

9. Baltimore Ravens. (3-2). The Ravens earned a tough road win at Miami last week. Baltimore fans should still be worried about their offense, however: with a 23-16 lead late in the 4th quarter, Joe Flacco threw an ugly INT returned for a TD. We can’t blame Flacco entirely– Dolphins’ rookie Dion Jordan made a great play when he hit Joe Cool’s arm in the endzone. Also, why was Flacco dropping back deep in the endzone with a 7 point lead late in the 4th quarter? Yup, Jim Caldwell’s second half play-calling was subpar for the second week in a row…

10. Detroit Lions. (3-2). The Lions are the worst team in the NFC North when Calvin Johnson is inactive– yes, even worse than the Vikings when Christian Ponder is under center.

11. Chicago Bears. (3-2). Despite consecutive losses in their last two games, the Bears still have a great chance of winning their division. Chicago’s Week 8 matchup against Green Bay will have a major impact on the NFC playoff picture. BTW, the 49ers almost took this final Wild Card spot in the PFPod Power Rankings, but their spectacularly inconsistent play still worries us. A close home win over Green Bay, coupled with blowout losses to Indy and Seattle, won’t convince us to move San Fran into our Rankings right now. Frankly, we’re not even confident the 49ers will beat Arizona this week. Take note, San Fran fans: the 49ers beat Houston DESPITE Kaepernick’s failure to complete a pass in the 2nd or 3rd quarters. That’s not how you repeat as conference champions (even in the NFC)…

12. Dallas Cowboys. (2-3). Despite an outstanding performance against the Broncos, the Dallas Cowboys still have the worst record of any divisional leader. Technically, the ‘Boys now have a losing record. Tony Romo may have shown the ability to hang with Peyton Manning head-to-head, but would any of us be surprised if Dallas loses against the lowly Redskins this week?

Joel’s Early Look at Week 6 NFL Lines (And His Week 5 Recap)

This was going to be a picture of De Niro from Casino as Sam Rothstein, but Howard got skittish about using an image from a movie and we're going with a cat photo instead. Ironic that its one of the site's gentiles getting all litigious.

This was going to be a picture of De Niro from Casino as Sam Rothstein, which has everything to do with Week 6 NFL lines, but Howard got skittish about using an image from a movie and we’re going with a cat photo instead. Ironic that its one of the site’s gentiles getting all litigious.



For more talk of Week 6 NFL lines, tweet me @The_Tonian.

Overreaction can be a gambler’s best friend. When a team gets upset or plays at an unexpected level it can lead to lines the following week that present great value. The average bettor often fails to see this, as they simply focus on betting teams. Meanwhile, sharps react accordingly by not caring about teams and only betting numbers with value.

Looking at the lines for Week 6, I see several numbers that are inflated due to recent perception. Here’s my breakdown of plays. As always, these numbers may already be gone and are subject to move before and after the column posts: This is why it’s an early look at Week 6 NFL lines.

1. Giants at Bears: After two consecutive weeks of backing the Giants and losing, I’m hesitant to do it three weeks in a row. Despite this, I’m tempted to grab +7.5, especially since injuries have plagued the Bears defense. The over is also tempting but I think 47 is a good number and there’s no edge here.
No plays.

2. Packers at Ravens: Some books have this one at 2.5, others at 3 with juice. I’m debating on making a play on Packers -2.5 with the hope that I can get Ravens +3.5 and hope the final score lands on a three point differential. I’m not fully buying the Ravens coming off a road win as an underdog but I don’t like betting against them at home.
No plays.

3. Eagles at Bucs: This is a horrible spot for the Eagles with a home game looming versus the Cowboys. The Bucs are a dumpster fire but they’re a dumpster fire coming off a bye. I believe in the Bucs defense and I have them winning outright. I expect this will hit 3 by kickoff but for the purposes of this column I’ll use the best current number (it’s lower at most books).
Picks: Bucs +2 and Under 45.5.

4. Steelers at Jets: The Jets upset of the Falcons last week made this a great spot to take the Steelers. This opened at a pick’em and got bet up to 2.5. It’s an awful spot for the Jets with a huge game looming versus the Patriots. They’ll overlook the Steelers who are coming off a bye.
Pick: Steelers +2.5.

5. Panthers at Vikings: As I mentioned last week, the Panthers are hard to back when they’re on the road. Lean Vikings but passing.
No plays.

6. Raiders at Chiefs: Opened at 10.5 and I wish I had taken the Raiders at that number. The line is currently 8, depending on the book. This will be an ugly, low scoring game.
Pick: Under 42.

7. Rams at Texans: Lean Rams +7.5 but I can’t play them on the road.
No plays.

8. Bengals at Bills: I wanted to bet the Bills this week but EJ Manuel got hurt. I have no idea what to expect from Thad Lewis, who was signed off the practice squad. The total was already bet down so there’s no strong edge there, although I do lean under at 42.
No plays.

9. Lions at Browns: Just like the Bills, I wanted to bet the Browns but Brian Hoyer tore his ACL.
No plays.

10. Titans at Seahawks: Expect the Titans defense to keep this game close and ugly up this game.
Picks: Titans +14 and Under 41.

11. Jaguars at Broncos: The only reason to bet this game is so you can say you made a bet on a NFL game with the highest point spread in history.
No plays.

12. Saints at Patriots: I was wrong about the Saints being “free money” for squares last week. However, the Patriots get back Gronkowski which will open up the running and passing game.
Picks: Patriots -2.5 and Under 51.

13. Cardinals at 49ers: Similar to the Titans, this is another “hold your nose” play. The Cardinals defense is for real and I expect this to be a close game.
Picks: Cardinals +11 and Under 42.5.

14. Redskins at Cowboys: The Cowboys near upset of the Broncos has pushed the spread to 6. This is way too high, even with the Redskins struggles.
Pick: Redskins +6.

15. Colts at Chargers: At -1.5, this looks like free money on the Colts. However, it’s an awful spot with the Broncos on deck in Week 8. I’m targeting the Chargers +3 but I’ll use the current line for the column. Pick: Chargers +1.5.

3-team parlay of the week: Steelers +2.5, Cardinals +11, Redskins +6 (Season Record: 1-2)
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Week 5 Sides: 3-5; Week 5 Totals: 0-2
Season Sides: 9-8-1; Season Totals: 4-6
Combined Overall Record: 13-14-1

Papa’s Football Podcast–Week 6

The Falcons are done, Broncos versus Cowboys was the game of the year so far, the Vikings land Josh Freeman and the Seahawks finally lose. Talking all that was Week 5 in the NFL as well as the games to come in Week 6 in the latest Papa’s Football Podcast.


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Joel’s Early Look at NFL Lines–Week 5

Early Look at NFL Week 5 Lines and Week 4 Recap

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I often look to bet the under on Thursday Night Football. The 49ers-Rams game last week was a boring, sloppy game as many Thursday Night Football games are. Entering the 4th quarter, the 49ers led 21-3. The Rams offense was struggling to move the football and the 49ers were in clock killing mode. With 11:44 left in the game, I started to mentally chalk up my Under 43 bet as a win. Then the following happened:

• Rams fumble; 49ers drive 3 yards for a TD. 10:15 left in the game.
• 49ers fumble; Rams drive 24 yards for a TD (and 2 point conversion). 5:44 left in the game.
• Rams fail onside kick; 49ers drive 42 yards for a TD. Final score is 35-11. I looked something like this…

Unless a bet has already covered or the game is over, it’s never a good idea to mentally count money until you get to the window. Bad beats and unpredictable things happen all the time. While my bet did not win, I can take a little solace in that I made a good bet and got unlucky. The goal is to consistently take good numbers and good sides. There will be lucky breaks as well as bad ones throughout the season.

It’s a little difficult for me to select plays for Week 5. Each week I review the look-ahead lines for games the following week. I’ll sometimes find value in a few spots and fire, hoping to get a better number than what it will be after Sunday. In an unusual circumstance, I loved the Week 5 look-ahead lines and made 12 plays already. The numbers I got are mostly much different than what is currently posted (or where they opened). Anyways, here’s my breakdown. As always, these numbers may already be gone and are subject to move before/after posting.

1. Bills at Browns: No reason to back EJ Manuel on the road, especially with Spiller and Jackson playing hurt. The Browns defense is underrated and Joe Haden will shut down Stevie Johnson. Picks: Browns -4 and Under 41
2. Patriots at Bengals: Losing Vince Wilfork for the season will have an enormous impact on the Patriots defense, particularly against the run. I expect the Bengals to be able to move the ball on the ground much better than they did against the Browns. AJ Green will bounce back after being shut down by Joe Haden. Pick: Bengals -1
3. Lions at Packers: Packers are coming off a bye week and historically perform well ATS at home versus the Lions. However, I’m hesitant to lay 7 points against a Lions offense that can score with the Packers. Love teasing the Packers down to -0.5, though. No plays.
4. Seahawks at Colts: That sound you heard at around 4:30 pm EST last Sunday was everyone holding a Texans +2.5 ticket (or lower) screaming and ripping their tickets. The Seahawks haven’t been dominant on the road but they’ve covered six in a row. Pick: Seahawks -2.5
5. Ravens at Dolphins: If this hits 3.5, I’ll take the Ravens at +3.5. Not sure that’s going to happen though. No plays.
6. Saints at Bears: “The Saints are a pick’em? FREE MONEY!” –what every mush will be thinking. Pick: Bears pk
7. Eagles at Giants: It’s a battle of dumpster fires! Backing the Giants last week was my worst play last week. But I do believe they’re going to rally around Coughlin and take care of business at home. Pick: Giants -2/2.5 (have -2.5)
8. Chiefs at Titans: SMITH! FITZPATRICK! WHO WILL OUT-CHECKDOWN THE OTHER? Pick: Chiefs -2.5
9. Jaguars at Rams: I can’t buy into the idea that the Rams are more than 10 points better than even the lowly Jaguars. Pick: Jaguars +11.5
10. Panthers at Cardinals: Don’t trust the Panthers on the road. Barely trust the Cardinals anywhere. Lean Cardinals but passing for now. No plays.
11. Broncos at Cowboys: One book has it at 8.5; most show 7 or a juiced 7.5. This line is inflated as hell. I got a look-ahead line of Broncos -3. While I’m tempted to take +7.5 or higher, I’m going to pass. I recommend staying away from this one. No plays.
12. Texans at 49ers: Another inflated line. I took an unfortunate look-ahead line of +4.5 and it’s sitting at +6.5 right now. I’d still take this number and really like it at 7. Pick: Texans +6.5
13. Chargers at Raiders: Who wants to watch this game beginning at 10:30 pm EST? Anyone? I can see how it’s tempting to back the home dog here but the Raiders are still garbage. Getting Pryor back helps of course but I’m passing. No plays.
14. Jets at Falcons: This opened at 7.5 and has been bet up to 10. I’m sure there’s something better to do with your life on Monday night than watch this poo-flinging fest. Pick: Under 43.5

3-team parlay of the week: Browns -4, Bengals -1, Bears pk (Season Record: 1-1)

Week 4 Sides: 3-2; Week 4 Totals: 2-2
Season Sides: 6-3-1; Season Totals: 4-4
Combined Overall Record: 10-7-1

Papa’s Football Podcast–Week 5

The Texans crapping the bed against the Seahawks. The ugliness taking place in Tampa with Josh Freeman. The unbelievable 0-4 starts for the Steelers and Giants. There’s tons we discuss from Week 4’s games before we even get to the storylines and top match-ups to look forward to in Week 5 of the NFL. Hear it all on the best football podcast in the land (unbiased opinion) by clicking below.


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Power Rankings NFL Week 5

With a month of football under our belt, Peyton’s on pace for 5,880 regular season passing yards. Eli and Big Ben are both about to lose out on Hall-of-Fame shrines. And Tim Tebow has cast a swamp curse on Blaine Gabbert and Jacksonville’s hapless franchise. How does ‘London Jaguars’ look and sound to you? I smell the easiest sponsorship money the NFL has ever made #BigPimpin #InAnFTypeV8

Think of our Contender Rankings as the half-breed love-child of traditional “Power Rankings” and the NFL playoff format: from Best to Worst, we rank the 8 divisional leaders and our two favorite wild card teams from each conference. Our Top 12 rankings give you all the fun of a college poll AND a meaningful outlook on the NFL playoff picture!

    Top 4: Bye-week bound Divisional Leaders

1. Denver Broncos. (4-0). The Broncos are best in the AFC West. They could beat the Chiefs three times this season (if necessary). Just ask the Eagles who kicked Chip Kelly’s ass harder these past two weeks: Andy Reid or Peyton Manning?

2. Seattle Seahawks. (4-0). The Seahawks looked vulnerable for the first 52 minutes of this game. But a late game collapse by Houston let Seattle back in the game. Let’s see how they fare against the Colts’ stingy defense in Week 5: Indy gave up fewer than 13 points/game in September.

3. New Orleans Saints. (4-0). Monday night matchup on December 2: NO at SEA. We will see if Seattle can hang with the Saints’ high-octane offense late in the season.

4. New England Patriots. (4-0). Despite Tom Brady looking like Tony Romo on a 4th quarter fumble, the Patriots earned a tough road win this week against Atlanta. BTW LaGarrette Blunt– excuse me, Blount– could be the best ball carrier to play behind Brady since Corey Dillon took the rock for 1600+ yards in 2004. Yes, Blount could be the difference maker on a cold January night in Denver.

    Best of the Rest: NFL Contender Rankings 5-12

5. Kansas City Chiefs. (4-0). The Chiefs might not even beat the Redskins in December. Don’t expect this team to finish better than 11-5.

6. Detroit Lions. (3-1). If the Lions can win at Green Bay this week, Detroit will gain a huge advantage in the NFC North. Bears and Packers fans needn’t worry though– the Lions are perfectly capable of blowing it (as usual). That said, we still think this Detroit team is different: they’re one of the few NFC teams with enough talent to match the Saints’ offense, and/or to outflank the Seahawks’ defense.

7. Indianapolis Colts. (3-1). The Colts took clear lead of the AFC South this week, primarily because of a regrettable injury to Titans’ QB Jake Locker (out 4-6 weeks, according to ESPN). While Tennessee took second place in the AFC South, Houston plunged to third in the division, thanks to Matt Schaub throwing another interception returned for a touchdown– his third such negative scoring drive in September. It wasn’t all bad in Houston last week– Texans’ fans can take solace in the resurgence of RB Arian Foster during the loss to Seattle. Foster’s 171 yards from scrimmage put Houston’s starting RB back on the radar as one of the top dual threats in the NFL.

8. Chicago Bears. (3-1). Chicago has already circled November 10 on the calendar: their rematch with Detroit in Week 10 is a MUST-WIN. You know, it’s a must-win game if Chicago wants to control its own destiny in the event of a two-way tie atop the NFC North… jk! The NFC sucks, so both the Bears and Lions seem destined for Wild Card Sunday. Let’s see if Green Bay (or even Minnesota) can snatch that second Wild Card spot in the NFC.

9. Miami Dolphins. (3-1). Mike Sherman isn’t your father’s Bill Callahan. But he’s pretty close. We won’t pay much attention to this team unless it beats New England during the regular season.

10. Carolina Panthers. (1-2). The last Wild Card spot in the NFC is very much up for grabs. We didn’t find the 49ers’ victory over a woeful Rams’ team convincing enough to move San Fran ahead of Carolina, who were on bye last week. We’re already looking to the November 10 matchup at Candlestick Park between the Panthers and the 49ers: this game will greatly impact the NFC Wild Card race.

11. Baltimore Ravens. (2-2). This week’s headline: Rookie QB defeats reigning Super Bowl MVP. E.J. Manuel outplayed Joe Cool in Buffalo on Sunday, while the Ravens’ play-callers inexplicably forgot to run the ball for their first 25 offensive plays in the second half. Does anyone in Baltimore remember how to run the playaction pass? On a related note, Norv Turner just turned a third string QB into someone capable of scoring against Marvin Lewis’ defense. Don’t be shocked if Cleveland seizes first place in the division next week.

12. Dallas Cowboys. (2-2). Football’s worst division is only gonna get worse in Week 5. Peyton Manning expects to stomp Monte Kiffin’s son in the testicles, just like Mike Tyson once did. Did I say Tyson? I meant Arizona State.

PFPod’s NFL Contender Rankings: Week 4

Heading into Week 4, the NFL is down to seven undefeated teams. Another seven teams are tied for sixth place in the NFC, despite their losing records. Looks like the NFC East isn’t alone in its mediocrity– more than half the Conference is committed to finish September in an underwhelming fashion. Here’s to hoping for better quality games in October! September looked a little too much like extended preseason for a few playoff teams from last postseason (not naming names, but you know who we talkin’ bout…).

Think of our Contender Rankings as the half-breed love-child of traditional “Power Rankings” and the NFL playoff format: from Best to Worst, we rank the 8 divisional leaders and our two favorite wild card teams from each conference. Our Top 12 rankings give you all the fun of a college poll AND a meaningful outlook on the NFL playoff picture! Yes, football fans, you can have your cake and eat it too. At least until you bitch about us dissing your team.

Top 4: Bye-week bound Divisional Leaders

1. Denver Broncos. Let’s see if Chip Kelly’s high speed system can keep pace with Peyton’s no huddle offense in their Week 4 matchup. Probably not. Until Kelly’s system beats one of Cam Newton’s teams, we’re gonna question its championship potential.

2. Seattle Seahawks. The creme de la NFC has an intriguing game against the Texans this week. Can the Texans (or anyone else) figure out how to score more than 20 points on Seattle’s defense?

3. New Orleans Saints. The Saints are on a mission. They will settle for nothing less than a Super Bowl trophy ceremony between Jonathan Vilma and Roger Goodell. In the Octagon.

4. New England Patriots. The Pats’ air attack should only get better from here.

Best of the Rest: NFL Contender Rankings 5-12

5.Chicago Bears. The Bears haven’t played a perfect game yet, but Chicago still has a perfect record. Intradivisional rivals Detroit will say a lot about say about that this Week.

6. Miami Dolphins. Stats from MIA’s win over ATL do not show a sustainable style of offense. That said, their two early road wins and this upset against a Steven Jackson-less Falcons’ squad could give this Dolphins’ team the cushion it needs to limp into a wild card berth.

7. Kansas City Chiefs. Wake us up when they play Denver in Week 11. Then we’ll talk about KC’s championship prospects.

8. Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens beatdown the Texans last week, but an ugly first half performance on offense was quickly erased by two vintage Ravens’ touchdown returns from special teams and their middle linebacker. To Flacco’s credit, his ball control offense worked effectively to keep the ball out of Houston’s hands in the second half. But make no mistake: this team needs Ray Rice healthy. (Editor’s note: Apologies to Cincy fans for breaking this tie in favor of Baltimore. The Bengals have looked consistently better than the Ravens so far this young season. Nevertheless, Ohio’s Other Lovable Losers will have to beat the defending Champs head-to-head if they want to grab PFPod’s AFC North Tiebreaker of the Month).

9. Houston Texans. Yes, Houston, you have two salary cap problems. The guaranteed money owed to Schaub and Foster over the next three seasons could cripple this franchise. Meanwhile, Indy and Tennessee look ready to eclipse the defending divisional champs. Kudos to Jake Locker for leading a game-winning last minute TD drive last week. Let’s hope your Week 1 performance against Pittsburgh was the fluke. Also, we think the national media outlets overhyped the Richardson trade . Yes, the Colts gained a serious goal line threat, but Willis McGahee will average more yards per rush this season than Richardson ever did in a Browns uniform. In other words, 3.6 yards per carry.

10. Dallas Cowboys. The NFC East leaders are looking better than any NFC wild card wannabes. For now.

11. Detroit Lions. Even if you don’t believe in Detroit, the Lions are one of only five NFC teams with a winning record. But don’t doubt this team’s ability to win during the playoffs– if Matthew Stafford can make it through the season, this team could make it way to the NFC Championship Game.

12. Carolina Panthers. Yeah, they looked extremely disappointing in Weeks 1 and 2. But every other 1-2 team in the NFC lost this week. And yes, we really do think the Panthers’ 38-0 win against the Giants could be a turning point for their season. That said, we’d be stunned if Carolina finished better than 9-7.

Dropped from rankings: Atlanta Falcons, Green Bay Packers
New to Top 12: Detroit Lions, Carolina Panthers

Joel’s Early Look at NFL Lines–Week 4

NOTE: If you’re interested in my two cents on NFL lines throughout the week, tweet me @The_Tonian.

From a casual fan’s perspective, Monday Night Football’s Week 3 Raiders/Broncos matchup was a bore. Peyton Manning lit up the hopeless Raiders secondary and the game was never in doubt. What was in doubt, however, was just how much the Broncos would win by. The Broncos opened as a -14.5 point favorite, went as low as -14, and were bet up to -16.5 (-17 at some books) by kickoff. In the 4th quarter, the Broncos were “clinging” to a 23 point lead. Unless you had money on the game or fantasy football interests, you had zero reason to watch anymore.

For gamblers, however, there was still plenty of reason to watch. The Raiders turned the ball over on downs after multiple shots to score a “meaningless” touchdown from inside the Broncos red zone. Peyton Manning and the Broncos offense went into clock killing mode. From the looks of it, Broncos bettors and 2nd half under bettors were going to hold on. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view), Montee Ball fumbled the ball back to the Raiders. The Raiders went on to score another touchdown. Bettors who had Raiders +16.5 or +17 got to celebrate. Those who backed the Broncos at -14 to -15.5 were still holding winning tickets. I personally got to celebrate getting lucky on my 2nd half Over 23.5 bet (there were 24 points scored in the 2nd half thanks to that late Raiders touchdown).

This poor schlub, not so much.

For what it’s worth, sportsbooks were not celebrating that Raiders touchdown, either.

Half the battle in sports betting is getting the best number. Sometimes it’s the opening number when it’s released. Other times it’s in the middle of the week after it’s moved some. Occasionally it’s best to wait until just before kickoff if you’re waiting on a number. It’s critical to learn how to read the market and know when to bet. This is a skill that takes time to master. Even professional gamblers can misread the sports betting market. However, they have enough experience and savvy to either not force a bet or to find a live betting opportunity should one present itself.

Recreational bettors often lack these skills. Many bettors only bet on the day of the games and end up with stale numbers or heavily juiced ones. Sometimes you can get away with getting a bad number. My early play on the Saints -7.5 last week was a prime example of this as I could have easily gotten -6.5 or -7. I misjudged the betting market as I didn’t think I would have an opportunity to get the Saints lower than -7.5.

In my opinion, the card for Week 4 presents less opportunity for early plays in comparison to Week 3. There are a few sides and totals I will keep an eye on. Here’s my breakdown. As always, these numbers may already be gone and are subject to move after posting.

1. 49ers at Rams: I remember my initial feeling of excitement when Thursday Night Football became an every week occurrence. Instead, we as fans are subject to a crappy product with players who are (understandably) still physically exhausted from their previous game. Like that awful Raiders/Broncos game, gambling and fantasy football is my only motivation to watch.
Pick: Under 43.

2. Steelers at Vikings: Oh, the game is in LONDON? YOU DON’T SAY! I still don’t give a shit. Anyways, the total went from 39 to 42 within minutes after it opened. The Steelers are now small favorites after opening as a small underdog. I’m curious to see if the public mushes the Steelers after their 2nd half “rally” and seeing the Vikings lose at home to the Browns. I see nothing to like here right now.
No plays.

3. Seahawks at Texans: I follow a number of sharp sports bettors on Twitter and they LOVE the Texans catching 3 points. While I see where they’re coming from, I’m still debating on whether to back the Texans who may be missing Andre Johnson.
No plays.

4. Giants at Chiefs: I grabbed a look ahead line of Giants +4 but this opened at 6 and got pounded down to 4. After staying away last week, I’m going to join the suckers who think that the Giants can’t be this bad. Pick: Giants +4

5. The Bills secondary is still depleted and the Ravens aren’t quite the same team away from home. Bills win this outright.
Picks: Bills +3.5 and Over 43.5.

6. Bengals at Browns: I’m on board the Brian Hoyer bandwagon. I got +5 early but would take it at +4 or better.
Pick: Browns +5.

7. Cardinals at Bucs: The Bucs outplayed the Patriots for most of the first half and still couldn’t score. Josh Freeman is close to being benched. The Cardinals are still awful. I don’t trust either with a 3 point spread.
No plays.

8. Bears at Lions: After beating the Steelers on Sunday Night Football, I imagine the public will be on the Bears. If they’re getting 3, I don’t blame them. The line (at most books) is at 2.5 right now but I’m not sure it will hit 3 (without being juiced). I lean Lions if giving 2 or less. This will be a shootout.
Pick: Over 47.5.

9. Colts at Jaguars: Huge letdown spot for the Colts. I’m eyeing the Jaguars and the under (currently at 43) but will hold off for now.
No plays.

10. Jets at Titans: While I buy the Jets defense, I don’t buy their offense on the road. This opened at 5 and has been bet down to 3.5. I lean Titans if you can get -3 and I’m eyeing the under (currently at 39).
No plays.

11. Cowboys at Chargers: I’m kicking myself for not backing the Cowboys last week in what was a bad spot for the Rams (game before huge matchup versus the 49ers). I prefer to back the Cowboys as underdogs, although I did have them in Week 1 as a home favorite. But I have no faith in the Cowboys as a road favorite. Additionally, I lack faith in the Chargers. However, they’ve performed very well in the first half. At the time of this post, the 1H spreads haven’t been released but I’ll take a stab at what I anticipate will be Chargers pk or possible +0.5.
Pick: Chargers 1H.

12. Redskins at Raiders: Last week the Redskins resembled something similar to a NFL team for the first time all season. But I’m not laying 3 points here.
No plays.

13. Eagles at Broncos: I lean Eagles at +10.5 but I’m sure there will be a live spot available to get a better number. I have no interest in touching the total which is at 57 already.
No plays.

14. Patriots at Falcons: Interesting line movement on this game already. It opened at pick’em, moved to Falcons -1, flipped to Patriots -1.5, and is now currently Falcons -1.5. Several Twitter sharps I follow like the Falcons. However, I’m low on them. The Falcons defense is beat up, Roddy White is a shell of himself with a high ankle sprain, and the Falcons offensive line is a sieve. The Patriots have some injury problems of their own but they may be getting Rob Gronkowski back, which is huge for both their running game and passing game. I have no idea where this spread will end up. While I like the Patriots, I think this is another game where I can wait to bet it live.
No plays.

15. Dolphins at Saints: At some point the Saints are going to be huge favorites when they play at home. The books only have this one at 6, partially due to Miami’s 3-0 start. Going to ride with the squares on this one.
Picks: Saints -6 and Over 47.

3-team parlay of the week: Giants +4, Browns +5, Saints -6

Week 3 Sides: 3-1-1; Week 3 Totals: 2-2

Season Overall Record: 5-3-1

Papa’s Football Podcast–Week 4

Why it seems like just seven days ago you were listening to the Week 3 episode of Papa’s Football Podcast. Strange how that works. This time around we discuss where the San Francisco 49ers currently fall on a scale of 1-effed, how sweet it must have been for Andy Reed to mount and inseminate Chip Kelly upon his return to Philadelphia, the Steelers’ woes and why the British somehow manage to never get a good game to watch at Wembley.


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